Runnin through the 6 with my woes
welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger
p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again
chinken nunget
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
(via basicallytiffanyy)
2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle
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I want to infect you with the tremendous excitement of living, because I believe that you have the strength to bear it.